It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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