the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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