one two three fourrrrnication!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I touched a dick in church today
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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