I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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