This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize