Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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