I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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