Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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