I wannas sexs uuuuu
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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