He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
4 words: hood of his car
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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