"it" just moved
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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