i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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