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i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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