Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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