what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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