Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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