He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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