so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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