i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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