i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You're a waste of cheezeits
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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