hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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