I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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