Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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