Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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