I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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