We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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