NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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