Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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