I think I just saw someone hide a body.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
