who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm at about main and main street
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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