I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
This is the high leading the old right now
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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