he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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