the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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