I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
