Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
not ubering you a puppy
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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