So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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