she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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