Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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