Your tits are I can't wait for
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm getting married
To pizza
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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