C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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