Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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