Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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