haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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