singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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