were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
