Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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