i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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