We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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