Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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