What did we do last night that was yellow?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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