living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
