so explain again why im purple
no
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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