he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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