I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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