i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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