People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
well most of my day revolves around power hour
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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