even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My dick has a subreddit
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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