At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
