So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I supernannyed him into submission
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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