Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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